I have never run a legitimate call at a Waffle House. Regardless of the time of day or night. Not once.
I have never been involved in a childbirth in which the call originated from a house. Okay, so one time I was. But that was during an ice storm and the roads were impassible, so it really doesn’t count.
I have never been called to a “woman in labor” in a parking lot or on the interstate which did not result in the delivery of a baby on the scene shortly after our arrival.
I have never been called to a scene where PD tazed or pepper sprayed someone who didn’t clearly deserve it.
I have never seen an actual injury at an MVC in which the cars pulled into a gas station parking lot.
Only rarely have I ever responded to a physician’s clinic where the physician was even remotely competent. Usually they just drop back and punt by calling EMS.