A call for a person “out of their mind.” PD is already there.
“No joke. The dispatcher told us that. Why does he need to go to the hospital?”
“His mom wants him evaluated.”
I’m getting nowhere with this guy, so Newguy and I walk into the house and find the alleged patient and his mommy. The patient is in his mid-thirties, so I don’t know why he calls her “mommy” but who am I to judge?
“Ma’am, why does your son need to go to the hospital?”
“Because he’s crazy.”
I don’t even bother asking again. I just turn to the dude on the couch.
“You ready to go?”
Cut to 10 minutes later, going down the road. The dude on the couch, who is now the dude on the stretcher, hasn’t said a word. He won’t answer my questions, or talk to me at all, so I’m just sitting in my chair catching up on paperwork.
The ambulance comes to a stop at a red light. Newguy is listening to a Handel on the Law podcast, and I’m kinda trying to pay attention to that.
‘Click click click.’
Before I look up, dude on the stretcher is now dude jumping out the back door. He takes off like an NFL running back with an open field in front of him.
I mean, he is gone.
“Med four radio.”
“Show us ten-eight. Our patient left the ambulance and ran. Maybe PD might want to look for him.”
“Which direction did he go, med four?”
“I think north.”
“Yeah, I don’t chase people.”