Yesterday, I wrote about how Slimm and I were discussing the definition of ‘yonder’ while on the way to a call to pick up a bossy lady.
Seriously, that’s what we do.
We suggest that everyone eschew the common, accepted definition of yonder, which can be found at dictionary.com. While it may be used to describe some “place, more or less distant; over there,” we propose a new definition:
1. further than you can throw, but not too far to walk
“I’m going to head over yonder to pee. Holler if we get a call.”
Now you know.